Here at 4:3 we’ve decided to celebrate Halloween with a week-long celebration of scary cinema, whether it be firmly in the horror genre or not. We’ll be running interesting feature pieces, a You Have to See… love letter to a certain horror film celebrating its 10th anniversary this year and re-posting reviews of some of our favourite horror films in recent memory.
This all started a week ago, when a group of our editors entered an abandoned Video Ezy somewhere in Western Sydney. In that darkened space the faded Ratatouille poster near the entrance looked sinister, as if the only cooking to be done was that of human flesh. We moved deeper into the heart of the store, hoping without hope that there would be some unopened fairly floss bags in a bin somewhere, when suddenly we came upon a hooded figure brandishing a life-size cut-out of Ben Affleck (what movie it was promoting we shall never know). His beady red eyes from within the cavernous hoodie glared at us and when he spoke it sounded like the voice warping trick they do on A Current Affair to protect the identities of people complaining about local council workers.
“It is I,” he said. “The Ghost of Late Fees Past.”
We recoiled in horror. One of the editors let out a short squeal. He will remain nameless.1 The Ghost pulled from the bit of the hoodie where your arms go when its cold, you know, the large pocket thing in the middle, a video tape. There was masking tape on the video tape and on that tape (the masking tape) there was a message. It said that those who watch the tape would be bound to run Halloween-related content the following week on the website they run. We were shocked by its specificity.
By the time we had looked up, the Ghost was gone. We pulled out our mobiles and began ringing around until we could find a pub with a VHS player. There were a few, but only one had a schnitty special that night. When we arrived there we put the tape in their machine, crowded around the square screen, and saw this:
Halloween Week 2015 – Features
- Staff Picks – What to Watch This Halloween
- Recurring Nightmares: When Hollywood Remade the Slasher by Chris Neill
- You Have to See… The Descent (dir. Neil Marshall, 2005) by Felix Hubble
- Don’t Call it a Horror Film – A Video Tribute to Giallo Cinema by Tope Ogundare
Selected Reviews
- Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (dir. Gregory Plotkin) by Felix Hubble
- Fear Itself (dir. Charlie Lyne) by Conor Bateman
- Crimson Peak (dir. Guillermo del Toro) by Felix Hubble
- Dude Bro Party Massacre III (dir. Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet, Jon Salmon) by Ali Schnabel
- Unfriended (dir. Leo Gabriadze) by Felix Hubble
- The Witch (dir. Robert Eggers) by Dominic Ellis
- It Follows (dir. David Robert Mitchell) by Felix Hubble
- Nina Forever (dir. Chris and Ben Blaine) by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas
- The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears (dir. Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani) by Felix Hubble
- The Babadook (dir. Jennifer Kent) by Saro Lusty-Cavallari
- Killers (dir. The Mo Brothers) by Felix Hubble
- Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (dir. Kiah Roache-Turner) by Dominic Barlow
- Deathgasm (dir. Jason Lew-Howden) by Felix Hubble
- The Fantastic Films of Ray Harryhausen by Brad Mariano
Selected Interviews
- The Duke of Burgundy – An Interview with Peter Strickland
- Deathgasm – An Interview with Jason Lei Howden, Ant Timpson & Andrew Beattie
- Freak Me Out – A Roundtable Discussion on Horror with Richard Kuipers and Alex Heller-Nicholas
Selected Features
- Anthology Series 002: The ABCs of Death (2012) by Felix Hubble, Saro Lusty-Cavallari and Dominic Barlow
- Anthology Series 005: Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) by Brad Mariano and Chris Neill
- Anthology Series 006: Dead of Night (1945) by Conor Bateman and Dominic Barlow
- VHS Dreams by James Hennessy
- You Have to See… In the Mouth of Madness (dir. John Carpenter, 1994) by Chris Neill
- You Have To See… Timecrimes (dir. Nacho Vigalondo, 2007) by Felix Hubble
- You Have to See… Freaks (dir. Tod Browning, 1932) by Lucy Randall
- You Have To See… Excision (dir. Richard Bates Jr., 2012) by Felix Hubble
- We Like Shorts, Shorts: Papillon d’amour by Conor Bateman
- We Like Shorts, Shorts: Treevenge by Felix Hubble